Mojo Request Got yelled at for being late to work again because I couldn't stop watching "Eight Legged Freaks" and I lost track of time and rolled in around 11:30.

[smurfco]

The boss gave me a stern talking to and would not accept my explanation that I was ready to come into the office at 8:30 (showered, teeth brushed, dressed) when my Eight Legged Freaks DVD caught my eye and I thought "I can watch a scene or two" and well one thing lead to another and I watched it all the way through and then started it over and watched for another hour or so before I remembered I had to go to work. He said he is sick of this happening and if it happens one more time I am fired, but I love that movie so much. What would YOU do?

 

[DinoMikeSr]

??!

 

[Guitar Heel]

I'd quit.

 

[tiger roach]

Keep your day job
until your night job pays

 

[Guitar Heel]

I have 2 follow up questions.

1. Do you own a collection of "six legged freaks" on DVD?
2. If so, would you be able to get to work 25% sooner?

 

[baimun]

"But Boss..... Kari Wuher and Scarlett Johansson!... Kari and Scarjo!!"

If they can't wrap their brain around that logic... just leave. It will never get better.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Don't they know it's "the best spider movie since Arachnophobia"?

 

[jrockbridge]

Show up for work dressed as a mutant spider. Only then will your boss begin to understand the depth of your addiction to "Eight Legged Freaks."

 

[Andrew Sak]

Show up for work dressed as a mutant spider. Only then will your boss begin to understand the depth of your addiction to "Eight Legged Freaks."

He could kick it up a notch and show up as a nine legged freak. Wink!

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Ride into work on a giant spider and say, “I decided to compromise.”

 

[Porfirio]

Moon everybody on the way out.