Does this mean we get to cancel Dave Grohl?

Peen Simmons

Let’s Get Obtuse!
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Whoops!

What have we done with innocence?
It disappeared with time, it never made much sense
Adolescent resident
Wasting another night on planning my revenge
One in ten
One in ten
One in ten
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench
All this time to make amends
What do you do when all your enemies are friends?
Now and then I'll try to bend
Under pressure, wind up snapping in the end
One in ten
One in ten
One in ten
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench
Temper
Temper
Temper
One last thing before I quit
I never wanted any more
Than I could fit into my head
I still remember every single word you said
And all the shit that somehow came along with it
Still, there's one thing that comforts me
Since I was always caged and now I'm free
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't wanna be your monkey wrench
 
I blame Dave's penis.

Part of the danger of having sex with a young woman is she can become pregnant. He could have chosen an older woman who could no longer have a baby. He could have worn a condom.

He could have chosen monogamy. But, that's like expecting a rock star to say no to drugs.
 
He missed the opportunity to lead off w/ "I've got another confession to make...."

Anywho, good luck to all involved or whatever.
 
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Next music video is him walking out of the urologist's after a vasectomy, them turning to the camera brandishing Mentos. (Sorry, I don't listen to the Foos so that video is the only reference I have).
 
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