As goes Alex Jones, so goes Yngwie

[PunkKitty]

Apparently, this is real. https://www.malmsteenmerchandise.com/

 

[Andrew Sak]

I think @Honkridge takes those.

 

[Chicken Man]

I was hoping he got bought out by The Onion.

 

[jp_nyc]

At least he’s not selling hot sauce like all the other old guys.

 

[Knox in Box]

That name would have been a shoo in for penis pills. He missed the calling here.

 

[tiger roach]

This must be a different Yngwie Malmsteen.

 

[Peen Simmons]

If he gets into the market for those supplements that increase the volume of one’s ejaculate, he’s got to call it UNLEASH THE FJUCKIN FJURY, right?

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Available from Hims.

 

[shoeless]

I starting taking those. My chest hair really filled in and now I just leave my shirt mostly unbuttoned all the time. It lets me show off my new gold chain collection. Also, my eyes have become really sensitive to light, so I just leave my sunglasses on all the time now.

 

[jrockbridge]

Sometimes, Yngwie forgets to take his vitamins....

 

[micwalt]

Are they shaped like little donuts?

 

[Tig]

Yngwie was great in that recent Wolverine movie.

 

[Honkridge]

I think @Honkridge takes those.

Dam Straight!

 

[jrockbridge]

Dam Straight!

Looks damn curved to me.

 

[jp_nyc]

He’s advertising on social media.

 

[PunkKitty]

He’s advertising on social media.
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Diseased dick shaped vitamins?

 

[jrockbridge]

Diseased dick shaped vitamins?

Little bears. Or, diseased micropenises, if you prefer.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Diseased dick shaped vitamins?

I believe you snort them.

 

[jrockbridge]

I believe you snort them.

Dicknose Vitamins!

 

[Bob411]

Dicknose Vitamins!

Yes! Yes! Lie to me Pinocchio!