Question: Are you cool?

[Monson]

Sex Pistols’ Steve Jones: ‘I like to fart in front of people. You can tell if someone’s cool from their reaction’

The punk guitarist on the ideal length of gigs, stealing from David Bowie’s trucks and dealing with an ornery Jerry Lee Lewis

www.theguardian.com

Do you have a party trick?

"I like to fart in front of people. You can tell if someone’s cool or not from their reaction. I farted in front of Lisa Marie Presley once. She was sitting outside Starbucks and I was going in, and I just let one rip. She had this look on her face of disgust. I just carried on walking into Starbucks. Is that bad?"

 

[Knox in Box]

Guess I'm not cool. I didn't like breathing someone's arial poo molecules.

 

[GomezAddams]

Klingons fart in airlocks, and they are pretty cool, so...

 

[jp_nyc]

When I still lived in New York I would always fart when I was alone in an elevator. It usually didn’t matter but every now and then I’d walk out and two beautiful young women would trap themselves in a tiny room full of my anal vapors. I would think about it and smile every 90 seconds for a week.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Yeah, farting and smoking are very cool.

 

[Chicken Man]

I would probably think it was funny if I knew it was Steve Jones. If it was just some guy who looked like Steve Jones, I would not enjoy the performance.

 

[Honkridge]

This thread stinks

 

[nuke_diver]

In honour of this thread I just farted for all of you

 

[DinoMikeSr]

I’m 62, I fart where ever.


What the hell is cool?

 

[jrockbridge]

If farting is cool, sharting must be next level.

 

[shoeless]

 

[Tig]

 

[LeftyTom]

I fart in your general direction.

To be cool would imply I have any need for social acceptance.

 

[Dexter Inferno]

I've never been cool. Nerd, loner, that whole thing.