Recent content by Peen Simmons

Maybe that’s the point. I mean, it’s a whole group of films about variants and multiple universes. That’s why the guy from the Mint Mobile commercials is hanging out with Zombie Wolverine and Owen Wilson’s coworkers and all nine Spidermen had orgy at Sherlock’s house very recently.

They’ll be back. This is a big two parter. There’s leaked concept art suggesting as much. And they’re doing a whole Vision show on Disney+ As if the Mouse isn’t gonna give you all the fanservice you guys can stand. There gonna churn out mostly acceptable Marvel product until you’re all...

They did!

The Sphere itself is an expensive gimmick. It’s very silly/campy. It’s also pretty fun. Deadheads are a charmingly earnest bunch who love merch. Less toxic than the Star Wars fandom. I never “got” the Dead via record. Seeing them live, it makes more sense. They’re a dance band who also...

Shit. I experienced the @Frank Prince worst case scenario — INFINITE JOHN MAYER And @tiger roach was there… Luckily I discovered a machine that has solved all the worlds problems…

Chat, am I cooked?

Big legged Smurfco ain’t got no soul.

Pray for Peen Simmons. This happened to me last night. Fucking Spandex Nation, man.

Now social media thinks I’m Baimun and is serving me ads for crap like this. https://kissminigolf.com/product/kiss-world-mini-golf-tee-time/ I’M THE KING OF THE TEE TIME WORLD!

So yeah. I kinda forgot that this place is like a junior high lock in at the worlds largest mall where everything goes totally lord of the flies immediately. I’m also amazed that the same sad business trip Starbucks breakfast I buy everywhere is $9 dollars more expensive just because I got it...

I just finished UFO by Garrett Graff. It’s a pretty good history of the UFO phenomenon and the personalities involved in Ufology. It’s not a book about UFOs so much as a book about the people and groups interested in UFOs and how secrecy and human frailty create conspiracies and rumors of...

1999 and Combat Rock and I’m out. I mean, those are the two records out of these that I have.

I’m good. Thanks.

Une Annee in Niles should be on your list then

If you want to try interesting beer in Chicago next time you’re in town, check out Off Color Brewing’s Mouse Trap on the near north side along the Clybourn corridor. It’s along the river and sort of an unassuming spot (parking in the area blows, just FYI). Their beer is pretty interesting—...