I can appreciate your efforts to work from home again. Covid isn’t good enough anymore.
Walk into work with the lice comb stuck in your beard. When somebody asks say I just like the comb and I love the way it lengthens my jawline. You’ll either be able to work from home or they’ll send a van...
Lately I routinely lose track of what day of the week it is. Not because of memory issues. It's due to retirement. Not a bad problem at all. My phone has that information on the first screen.
Surely not "everyone" does the same thing every time. That's just crazy talk. Let's suggest an...
bump. That tourist helicopter went down like a brick in NYC. Ran out of gas shortly after takeoff? Came apart in mid-air? Will have to see what happened exactly but sounds bad for the operator and even worse for that poor family.
Imma pass on the next helicopter ride. I've got a mouth to...
“Misspell” the amount on the check.
Just claim it’s dyslexia when they catch you. That should buy you enough time to leave the country for good. That’s the only way out of this.
Happy new guitar case day for me. Actually a couple days ago, but I just got pics today.
My son left off to college with my case for this guitar. Seemed like a good excuse to buy myself a new one. The color is pretty close.
Just the case is new. I’ve had this guitar for a while.
Now I remember why I have two songs about a septic tank. Not my best work. lol
https://suno.com/song/fe27d23d-c83b-4d4e-9130-92650a6af4b1?sh=rGWPySPWqpJU76T7
I'm the Poop Rider
I'm in your septic tank
I slipt right inside her
Dad was on my flank
He don't like the rank
and file human stank...
https://suno.com/song/8534206c-e929-45c8-88e6-339bc4b8222b?sh=utcG40O6R0AkzLW2
Hey hey chuck Berry
Don't seem to be no fairy
he liked his genetalia quite hairy
when he filmed gals in the pisser with permission a nary
dirty old bastart is all they'll remember
surely a pee shy pisser would have...
Say you sit down to your piano to noodle a bit with nothing in mind. Do you hammer out major or minor chord progressions or single note runs one more than the other?
it's perfectly legit to say both equally.
I bet I end up in minor 95% of the time. I'm assuming it's just a preference and not "pre-programmed."
Do you have a preference for major or minor when you are creating?