When you commit to starting to record, drop me a line. I consider myself the poster child for "how the fuck do I do this?" Learned a lot, and willing to share.
Windows Serial number: 1045-1412-5685-1654-6343-1431
Mac OS X Serial number: 1045-0410-5403-3188-5429-0639
Even if you don't install it right away or know how to use it, you really ought to download this and keep it backed up somewhere. A brand new copy of PS is hundreds of dollars.
Adobe goofed earlier this year and made this older version (CS2 versus the current CS6) available for free. There's no catch and this is a fully functional copy. No spyware, no malware, etc. Be sure to copy the serial numbers posted on that page.